Saturday, 13 February 2010

IM NOT TECHNOLOGY

Vickaaaaay! Sorry i haven't updated in a while, the last week has been alot of work work work, going to hull to see kids in glass houses and lost prophets last second, work work, superbowl party at santiagos, work, BOOKING MY FLIGHTS TO SEE YOU!!! And did i mention ive been working alot!

Anyway that was last week, and this one has begun with a trip to boro via asda to grab some cherry lambrini to get the party started! Trouble updates to follow!

Oh ps, lauren says she cant skype with you because she doesnt understand skpye because she 'is not technology', yep, defo arrived in boro!

Ppss, sorry my grammer is terrible, usually id correct it, but im in a taxi on the way to a pub and im in a hurry!
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Thursday, 11 February 2010

We're The Man...




So today Kelly and I are down in the dumps because Tara got TWO jobs yesterday and tonight she has a boy coming to Sneaky Dee's with us to hang out with her, and Kelly and I have nothing but each other, so we're going to sit in our pyjamas and watch She's The Man whilst demolishing a box of Chips Ahoy. It's bad times Helen, bad times! :(

In good news though we found the Wal-Mart and I celebrated by buying a huge box of Pocky for a dollar, mac 'n' cheese and some heart-shaped/Valentine's Day paraphernalia to decorate my room with when I get my apartment, and also the rather sexual eye mask (a real necessity in a hostel...trust me!) as questionably/tiredly modelled by yours truly in the picture above! Like I said...sexual!

Eagerly/hungrily awaiting your arrival!

Oh and if I get the apartment that I've applied for...the view outside my front door is hilarious! I'll get a photo tonight because we're heading up that way to Sneaky's but I won't spoil the surprise. It's worth it trust me! :)
xxx

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Barking Mad...

You'll be pleased to hear that I'm still pissing myself at my own jokes...

Kelly (reading from Seventeen magazine): There's a boy here who says that before a date he sprays Axe (Lynx) on his armpits, chest, crotch and bum. Why would you want to spray Axe on your bum?
Me: Maybe he was going on a date with a dog. He was going on a date to Battersea Dog's Home, to pick up some bitches. *I start laughing for ten minutes while everyone just looks at me, appalled*

Canuck wait to see ewe!

B-Squared xxx

Saturday, 6 February 2010

Parties, 'Partments and 'Pun Deli's...

Hi Woolfest!

I'm going to carry on from my previous post that had to be cut short because I ran out of time! Gah! I need to be so much more 'on' this thing but well, you know how it is, the streets are always a-calling!

So I got up to Tuesday? Which is when we found Toronto's equivalent of Magnolia's - Jave Hut! Oh my gawddddd yes! We went for breakfast, which is served all day and it's just as well because as per usual I didn't get my arse in gear til gone midday. When we finally got there I had the Stuffed French Toast, which was filled with cheese and ham and came with homefries and salad! Rarrrgghgfkdf gmfgdgmm IN MY FACE THANKS! While we were eating I got a call for another job interview too - woop! :) I spent the rest of the day giving myself a break from job hunting in light of my latest success and went exploring again. That night we cooked in the hostel for the first time (tomato pasta, not even any cheese either mind) and while we were sat at the table we made another friend - a lovely girl called Jo who is 27 from Manchester and awesome! :) We were also sat at the table with an Irish man who claimed to have met the Dalai Lama and to have cycled across Australia or something. He had a few stories to tell but how many of them were factual is another kettle of fishfingers. We invited Jo to come to the cinema with us that night (because Tuesday nights at the Scotiabank theatre are free popcorn and drinks!) and went to see Up In The Air which has a heart-wrenching twist at the end! You'd like it! Mind you, what you wouldn't like is Canadian popcorn - they don't have sweet popcorn Woolly! Can you be-leaf these people?! They put syrup on their bacon and now they put cheese and jalapeno sauce on their popcorn! I just don't know what to think sometimes Helen!

Next day I had my first interview, at Aldo, so I spent all day in the hostel doing a bit of prepping and watching Dexter. I think the interview went well, I keep being told that I'm very 'enthusiastic' (read: giddy idiot) but I hated my life after the interview because I left my folder of resumes in the shop and had to go back for it...what a spanner :( I went and met Kelly for dinner afterwards because Tara had ditched us to go on a date (which she vehemently denied was a date...then later admitted that it 'turned into one' because he kept trying to hold her hand! Hahahahaah) and we went to a tapas place where I had the most amazing seafood pasta of my life! Some of the seafood in it was questionable but there was loads of mussels and it didn't make me want to throw up either. It also came with a generous side serving of sleaze because our waiter kept commenting on Kelly's perfume and telling us to 'come back real soon' hahahahah...oh the joys!

Thursday I had another interview! Yay! This time it was at Bay, this big designer department store but it's unusual because I would have to act as a businesswoman of sorts if I got the job there - the staff all have business cards, and create client profiles for their regular customers, and have to call them if something comes into the store that we think our customers would like and we get paid in direct relation to what we sell! It sounds like it would be way more interesting than the average retail job anyway so I'm intrigued by it. To cheer myself up after my interview I went to go and try to perv on my boyfriend again but he wasn't there, he's such a tease Helen, I don't know why he treats me like this. It's almost like I don't exist to him. Dejected, I took a walk up Yonge Street to find the Dollarama store and a grocery store that Tara had told me she'd found. Dollarama, well it's just bloody amazing! There's so much cute Valentine's Day stuff, I want it all, maybe when I finally get my place :) I also needed things like face wipes and shower gel, and since I couldn't find any face wipes in Shoppers (the big health and beauty/home store that's everywhere here, bit like Boots and Wilkos together?) for under 10 bucks a packet you can imagine how siked I was to find HANNAH MONTANA branded face wipes by Olay for two dollars! Oh and a shower gel to match! :) Hahahaha yes, now I smell like Miley Cyrus! Went to Sneaky's that night for poutine, nachos and beer with Kelly, Tara, Jo and a Dutch girl called Anna who told me she likes girls so I spent a good ten minutes telling her why she'd fancy Laura hahahaha. She didn't like Tegan and Sara though, so she's not a winner! In Sneaky's Tara ordered a cocktail from the bartender and his facial expression was as though she'd just asked for a dose of the AIDS, I decided to test him by also going over and ordering a cocktail and I got the same pleasant reaction, nice. I tipped him two bucks for his shitty Cosmo (because they didn't have mojitos and I asked him what his favourite cocktail was to make...mostly to wind him up further) but I should have thrown it at his head with my fist still attached. Still love Sneaky's though :) some guys from Liverpool who are also in the hostel came and sat with us and told us they could get us into a club for free, drunkenly we agreed to it but we really should have saved ourselves the trouble as we had to walk for 10mins in the baltic conditions (me in heels, Kelly with no coat) to get to this club called Strangelove where the doorman wouldn't let us in for ages because we were on the guestlist but he told us the club was full (it was empty), then when we got in there the music was dreadful vocal house music - my favourite song being one with some really deep and insightful lyrics - the word 'woo' over and over and over again - and ridiculous orange skinned frat boys and about three girls other than us, oh but the real clincher was when we went to the bar to get a drink and I got charged six bucks for a red bull. Eff that club!!!

Friday I went out into Scarborough (pronounced Scar-bur-OH!) to visit Anna and Andy, two girls who are friends with Steffen and Brad and are absolutely brilliant! They picked me up from the station (I had to get the subway and of course, got lost so turned up an hour late :(...but while I was lost I stumbled upon a cafe called 'Pun Deli'! Hahaha I need to go back and find it! I wonder if their food is all named after bands hahahaha) and we went to get Teriyaki for dinner, which is a takeout Asian cuisine place but it was tasty! We discussed the merits of ice tea versus real tea (I know you'll appreciate this) and I spotted my first Canadian Wal-Mart and then drove to Andy's where I almost died at the sight of all her Forever 21 dresses and leopard print bedroom ahhaaha. I curled my short hair for the first time, had to be convinced that I didn't look like a judge and then we went to Andy's workmates' condo, which almost made me sick it was so fancy - it had a big marble fountain in the lobby for God's sake! They had got so much alcohol in including a huge bottle of Jager! Jager behaviour did ensue, especially downstairs at the bowling alley where I started throwing too many balls down the lane at once and eventually the pins stopped resetting themselves and we had to make a swift exit!...Whoops! Upstairs we were playing a drinking game called 'Cops and Robbers' which was ingeniously simple, even I could pay attention to it, then we all started bouncing on Andy's friends' bed and at some point we realised we were way too drunk and had to go to another party still, which was in a bar and do I hell remember being there!...well you can take the girl out of Sheffield! :)

Saturday morning Andy took us to a little Vietnamese/Thai restaurant for hangover food! Best idea EVER? I had these delicious peanut chicken wrap things that you had to wrap up yourself but the wraps were so thin and sticky they looked like stuffed condoms hahaha! So good though! I also had a bubble tea which was a kind of mango flavoured iced tea with tapioca balls in the bottom that you suck up through a massive straw! It was damn tasty but a lot of effort to drink with the balls being in the way...story of my life Helen. Then it was a swift exit to put me back on the subway so I could go to my apartment viewing appointment! And yes it was a great success - $600 a month (including utilities), really nice, simple, clean and warm apartment, three nice student housemates (I met one of them and he was really sweet, his boyfriend was half English so he said he watches loads of English TV, his favourite right now being Secret Diary of A Call Girl hahahaha), big room with a big closet and lots of floor space to set up beds for my visitors :p, nice large clean kitchen and here's the clincher - it's literally two minutes away from Sneaky Dee's! It's so good! Look at it on Google Earth - 99 Bellevue Avenue. Yes, Bellevue! It's like it was meant to be!

I know $600 sounds like a lot to us, but I asked a few people and they all told me that it's a great price for that area because it's close enough to the very centre of downtown to still be walkable, plus I'll finally have my excuse to buy a bike...yey! There's also a big garden to the front of the property and there were loads of Chopper and Lowrider bikes chained up to the iron fence...only fair I should join in! I chatted to the boy whose room I would be taking for about an hour and he gave me the impression that I was the only person that had come to view the room that he had liked, and when I got home he'd already emailed his landlord saying that he wanted to put me forward as a candidate! Here you have to apply for an apartment, you can't just say that you want it like back home so fingers crossed. I'm actually viewing another apartment tonight which is cheaper, but the area's not so good, we'll see though! The subway is great here, as is the streetcar system, but it's just expensive - a single journey is a flat rate of 3 bucks no matter where you're travelling to so unless you're travelling a long way, it's a pain in the ass, so not having to take the subway home is a big deal to me. I dunno, I just need to accept that here there's no such thing as Flowers Towers! :(

Oh by the way you'd be super proud of me for going to the cinema so much since I've been here - last night was my third time! The Scotiabank theatre runs showings of old movies for really cheap so last night we went to see The Silence Of The Lambs for five dollars, and I was so nervous the whole way through that I demolished a massive box of Milk Duds! I'm still trying to find anything to rival The Clique though...but as soon as I do, you'll know!

And since you whinged about me not posting enough pics... I tried my best to upload some Helen, I really did, but the internet is so bad here that I just didn't have a chance today! It's all those rude Euros downstairs clogging up the wireless with their porn, probably. Sacre Bleu!!!

Miss Ewe!

Bredders x

P.s. I told Andy and Anna why I'm 'Vicky Breadcake'...I don't think they got it. Nobody does...nobody who wasn't in the car that night anyway!

Friday, 5 February 2010

Running on Empty

So the last couple of days have consisted of staying up til 4am waiting for Ben Saker and the lovely Breaking Point boys to arrive at mine after playing London, road trips to Manchester with Pag and Robin for the show and then sleepovers with Rise and Fall and Trapped Under Ice at my dads, whilst Breaking Point stayed at my mums! Ha.

Highlights include:
-Saker having way too much fun with my mums new doors having no locks on them!
-Reasons Pag will never get a girl
-Will Smith can do no wrong and fresh prince marathons.
-Proving Americans missed a trick by not getting involved with the greatness of a cup of tea.

All in all, a pretty good couple of days, you know how I love new faces, and got to see some oldies too, reminising about Flowers Towers and the good old days :)


So here's some pics....
R&F and TUI Group pic.
Andy and Pedro's morning routine!
Pag and Robin looking their best!


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Works dead! We chillin'!

Im so tired my eyes are barely working!

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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Job Interviews, Boyfriends and Bad Popcorn...

I just realised I've not done an update for a few days, and not because I don't love you, it's because I'm just the worst. Love you Helen!

So tonight I have my first job interview! Woo and yay! It's at Aldo which is the place where the woman behind the counter almost molested me on the floor because she thought my outfit was cute, so I think I have a decent enough chance. Plus I really want cheap shoes and when you come over I can get you some cheap shoes too :) alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Oh and also we went to the cinema last night to see Up In The Air, the movie was great BUT WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE SWEET POPCORN IN CANADA?! For reals! They just don't have it! I had to have salted because they didn't have anything else!!! SHOCKER!

I have also found Toronto's equivalent of Magnolia cafe, it's called Java Hut and everything's really cheap and they do incredible all-day breakfasts! I had french toast yesterday and it was stuffed with cheese and ham and served with home fries and salad for about six bucks, I wasn't so sure about the hardcore trance background it came with but I can let anything slide for cheap food. After that I went job hunting again but since I've got not one but TWO interviews I've stopped being so hard on myself and enjoyed having a nice walk round instead, moseyed on over to Dundas Square too to fill out an application at Hard Rock and considered bribing them with money and witty jokes to let me have a job. It started snowing after that, so I made my little way back to the hostel and noticed that the snowflakes in Canada are so big that they actually look like glitter! It was so lovely, it looked like the fake snow you see in Santa's grottos at Christmas, I will try and get a good photo today :)

Sunday and Monday were both slightly unproductive...Sunday we didn't even get out of the hostel til about 3pm because Kelly and I were ever-so-slightly hungover and also because well, I'm useless aren't I? We were all really craving a Sunday lunch but then I came up with the GENIUS idea of going to Wayne Gretsky's as we had tried to get in there the night before but it was too full! And oh my gawdddddd, what an idea it was. I had a pulled pork sandwich with bbq sauce and I could probably have got married to it, had Canadian law approved of such. Soz vegetarians. Then we went to a comedy night at the Fox and Fiddle which is just round the corner from our hostel. As expected from an amateur comedy night there were the usual cringe-inducingly bad jokes - especially from one girl who did a whole five-minute set about a fart, and convinced me that in her spare time she stabs household pets - but there was also some comedy gold from one guy who used to play for the Florida Gators and has now turned to stand-up, and also from another gentleman whose best line by far was 'I tried to hit on twins the other day, but only one of them swallowed. The other was the spitting image of her sister'. Oh it was gooood! The bar staff in that pub were really rude though and shouted at Kelly and Tara for trying to take their drinks upstairs - apparently they had to get someone to carry them upstairs for them?! Weird, weird, weird!

Monday I took off by myself and went to find Kensington Market, because everyone had banged on about it so damn much! Of course I got slightly lost on my way to find it but it was worth it once I actually made it. It's a really visually exciting place - old Victorian houses with bright, colourful painted exteriors, that have been turned into vintage shops and cafes with big stalls outside, houses that would otherwise look like any house in Hyde Park, except that Bobat's not banging on any of the doors and letting himself in while we're asleep! :) I also found 'The Hot Box' cafe, and I know that you know what sort of fare that place sells. I think I might try and get some people to go. You know, when in rome and all that! That night we went to Gretsky's AGAIN for All You Can Eat wings, oh my godddd so delicious. The hostess recognised us though and made some comment about us always being there and we felt quite the douchebags! Whooops.

I have loads more to update you on since Monday though, but not anywhere near enough time to do it! So I'll come back to you tomorrow with a bullet-point run down of everything I've forgotten...watch this space! :)

Love youuuuuuuu!xxx