Barking Mad...

You'll be pleased to hear that I'm still pissing myself at my own jokes...

Kelly (reading from Seventeen magazine): There's a boy here who says that before a date he sprays Axe (Lynx) on his armpits, chest, crotch and bum. Why would you want to spray Axe on your bum?
Me: Maybe he was going on a date with a dog. He was going on a date to Battersea Dog's Home, to pick up some bitches. *I start laughing for ten minutes while everyone just looks at me, appalled*

Canuck wait to see ewe!

B-Squared xxx